I had to share this little story. Yesterday, I decided it was time to try and eat a little healthier than I have been over the holidays to start working on my hot mom goals for the summer. Where I work there is NOWHERE to eat around us and I was too lazy to fix my lunch. So, my only option is a Dairy Queen.
In a perfect world where I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight I would order a chicken finger basket with fries and buttery toast and finish it off with a small oreo blizzard. But life isn't fair. :( Before I even left my desk, I had looked up the nutritional info and decided that a chicken finger kids meal swapped with applesauce instead of fries and a diet coke was my best option.
Then I was nice. I made casual conversation with the 16 year old girl working the drive-thru about the rude people in front of me who handed her their car trash? Who the flip does that? Americans! Only in America do we get fast food from the convenience of our car and then hand a sixteen year old girl our drinks because we needed our cup holders free.
Back to my point, I was nice to her so she asked me if I wanted this chocolate dipped childs cone for free? Why yes, yes I do want a vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate. I didn't pay for it so calories don't count, right? Then I had to "pull up" (aka the food wasn't fast enough - I kid) and wait for chicken tenders. Low and behold, my bff dairy queen employee hooked me up with applesauce and FRIES... which I am now enjoying. :)
This is why I don't eat good. Because I'm nice.
Also diet coke is nasty. If I can't have the real thing, I don't want it. Know what I'm saying?